You eat corn on the cob like a freak and I don’t know why that’s so cute to me
You eat corn on the cob so fast you eat like one a day and that’s probably not good for your digestive tract

Your ears are black and everything about you’s black except your paws cause those are grey a lil white belly
Everything about you is cute and
Oh wait yeah yoru eyes are brown so that’s not black cause it’s definitely brown
The inside of your ears is pink and you don’t like when I brush it even though you shed all the time I have to brush it

You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me
And I would punch a hawk in the face for you
If I was on a bunny walk anywhere with you
I’d punch a hawk in the face for you
And I’d also probably punch another animal, too
If it was tryin to get you

Not an animal cruelty thing
I’m just trying to protect my bunny
It’s quite important that you don’t write me up as some animal hating scum
Because this song is about love and everything is lovely
When you love your bunny

Everyone should have a bunny, or a dog, or a cat, or a mouse or a rat
But hamsters are really mean don’t get them
Everyone should have a pet that they love a lot and would do anything for them
Everybody should have a pet so they can join along when I sing this song

And say I would punch a hawk in the face for you
If I were on a bunny walk anywhere with you
I would punch in the face for you
I would also punch probably another kind of animal, too
If it was tryna hurt you

Let me clarify
I don’t usually want to punch animals
I don’t ever want to punch animals
Except when they’re tryna attack my bunny

Well, actually, one time I kicked my friends dog but that was different because it was biting me and I didn’t like that so it wouldn’t go away and it’s like the size of my foot so like everything just kinda fell into place.
Sidenote: this dog is Satan incarnate I swear it to you

I would punch a hawk in the face for you
If I were anywhere on a bunny walk with you
I would punch a hawk in the face for you
Probably another kind of animal too

Because you are my bunny
And you are so fluffy
And you are so lovely with your little almond eyes
And they say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
But that doesn’t make sense for us
Cause you’re a bunny and I’m a guy
Anyway, the point is that the apple did fall very far from the tree
Because you’re much nicer than me, obviously you can tell in this song

Cause what I’m saying is I would punch a hawk in the face for you
This is a bunny rock and it’s my ode to Tinkerbell
She’s my bunny even though I call her bug all the time
Nobody knows her real name
And I think that’s just fine

I would punch in the face on a bunny walk
Even if it was a hawk in outer space
And we’re somehow in outer space
And we’re takin a walk and there was a hawk
And it was trying to attack you I would punch it in the face even with no gravity
I might have to throw a few practice punches but I know I’d finally get it and that’s the point:
Just to protect you

Cause I’d punch a hawk in the face for you
Even though it would probably hurt me more than it’d hurt the hawk
The point is to protect you and it’d slow it down at least

This was a really stupid song but you get excited when I play music for you
One time, you even bit my mandolin
It was kinda cute but I worried that you might have splinters in your intestines
But you didn’t because you were actually fine for like a long time after that because you’re still fine

So this is my song so I don’t have to keep making up these Christmas songs that have your name
Even though you get excited when I sing in French I don’t know French
Or not much
Just conversationally
Just barely but it makes you hoppy

That was a really bad pun
I’ve got nothing left to say about that

I would punch a hawk in the face for you
Even though you’re afraid when I laugh
I don’t blame you.
My laugh is stupid but that’s okay because you’ll kiss my nose anyway
It’s really cute

But still, you should eat your veggies
You’re the best kid even though you’re not even a kid
Cause you eat all your veggies and you never want dessert
Because the veggies are your dessert

You burrow in a hay lump and you jump jump jump jump jump
You’re so much faster than me
And I’ll run after you
No matter where or if you even want me to